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Offline Ferrari Fissatore

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Especially if you use them to stab someone who you've tied up and set alight already.

But if you scratch a spam key down the side of a BMW, it CAN cause testicular pain.

usually, as the owner kicks the beejeeesus out of your bollocks. it can feel like fire.



Offline bmwmember


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Those little keys to open a can of Spam won't cause fire themselves, but they are 50% magnesium and therefore highly susceptible to combustion with a low flash point.
hi, my8, thanks for your explaination, so I think it is no the wrong of this tool? It is the ingredient of the tool causing the fire? The chinasinoy customer service says they can supply me the unlimited technical support, and she says that there are many customers buy this tool from them, and no one give the bad feedback, I still want to believe them.  thanks a lot...



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But if you scratch a spam key down the side of a BMW, it CAN cause testicular pain.

usually, as the owner kicks the beejeeesus out of your bollocks. it can feel like fire.
is that serious, I never hear this...



Offline Ferrari Fissatore

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is that serious, I never hear this...

If you have bollocks it's very serious.

Spam and the little semi magnesium keys should be kept under control, and away from forums.

If you have no bollocks........




















Show us ya tits.










Offline allanuber


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hi, my8, thanks for your explaination, so I think it is no the wrong of this tool? It is the ingredient of the tool causing the fire? The chinasinoy customer service says they can supply me the unlimited technical support, and she says that there are many customers buy this tool from them, and no one give the bad feedback, I still want to believe them.  thanks a lot...

Ask them if they can supply you unlimited fire fighting support. Or bollock support. Or fire retardant bollock support.
C'mon, do it!



Offline Ferrari Fissatore

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Ask them if they can supply you unlimited fire fighting support. Or bollock support. Or fire retardant bollock support.

It's hard to find good retarded bollocks to support, they've all been fired already.



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It's hard to find good retarded bollocks to support, they've all been fired already.
"they've been fired already" you mean someone has already had this tool?



Offline PA

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"they've been fired already" you mean someone has already had this tool?
Someone here is a tool.



Offline Ferrari Fissatore

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"they've been fired already" you mean someone has already had this tool?

yes, everyone that has ever visited this forum has already bought this tool.


And none of them worked......
















The people that is. :tilt:



Offline allanuber


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yes, everyone that has ever visited this forum has already bought this tool.


And none of them worked......

The people that is. :tilt:

I believe this happened to a forum member.
C'mon, do it!



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