[Terry_GT-R34]

"I took out my banana chair and parked it 2 metres away from the car. In my back pocket was my conductor's baton. I opened up the banana chair and placed the baton in my right hand as I lay down in a reclined position. Out came my beautiful wife in her skimpy bikini with the bucket of sudsy water and a big sponge. As I pointed the baton in this direction or that, my wife would bend over and dutifully rub all the parts clean, whether they were dirty or not..."


and that's when I woke up