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Offline andecorp

  • Biggest daddy in the park 300kph+ club
  • No idea how to make her happy!

  • Joined: Jan 2007

  • Drives: too many cars for one ass
Saved from some car board MANY years ago.

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1.   My cars will always be clean and well presentable. I will ensure that my cars are in the highest state of mechanical condition and maintenance. Exotics are indeed rare, and to see one is a special experience. I have an obligation to present these cars to others at a high standard.

2.   I will always be polite, courteous, and friendly. I will not talk down to or ignore anyone, and I will cheerfully answer all questions. Exotic owners wrongly suffer from a "snob" label. By actively and always countering this, I will strive to change this perception among all whom I meet.

3.   Where feasible, I will encourage inspection and observation of my cars. If someone is clean and courteous, I will encourage them to sit in my cars. I will actively encourage photographs. In particular, I will encourage this among younger children. On occasion, I will offer rides to admirers under the appropriate circumstances.

4.   With one exception (see 5, below), I will obey all traffic laws or local traffic customs. Especially, I will pass other cars only in marked, safe passing zones, and I will always respect traffic speeds and noise ordinances within city limits. I will always drive in a defensive manner to protect myself and my vehicle. I will not initiate nor will I respond to challenges to race my cars on open public roads.

5.   Operating my cars as God, Enzo, Ferruccio or Colin intended will occur only on open, rural routes free of heavy traffic or on appropriately designated race courses. On public highways, I will use my highest powers of observation and diligence to ensure that I place myself, my vehicles, and the public in no additional danger. I will be aware of the environment and road conditions, and I will not drive at excessive speeds on unknown or suspect roads. When approaching blind corners or hills, I will assume that an obstacle exists and will take appropriate defensive measures.

6.   I will share my passion and excitement for exotic cars with others through community service and charitable events. I will actively seek out community organizations such as local police departments and schools and offer my cars for use in events such as DARE programs, homecoming parades, pep rallies, etc. Many communities have "Make a Wish" foundations for sick children. If given the opportunity, I will offer a day with myself and my cars to such organizations in an effort to brighten an otherwise trying life for someone less fortunate than I.

7.   I will be honest and open with other enthusiasts, and I will accurately represent my cars to prospective owners and buyers. I will keep complete records, and I will always follow up with purchasers of my cars to ensure that they continue to gain maximum satisfaction and appreciation for cars that I have owned and serviced.

8.   I will always have a smile on my face when inspecting, driving, or showing my cars to others. I will never forget how fortunate I've been to own such automobiles and I will constantly remind myself that the future is uncertain, and that today may be as good as it gets
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Offline jim501

  • Idiot Seeking Village

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  • Name: Cam



Offline 98octane

That's a very impressive code.  And rather onerous.  I suspect few exotic owners live up to it, but many of those on this forum likely do.



Offline Mario


  • Joined: Nov 2009

  • Location: Melbourne
  • Name: Polish Doctor
That's a very impressive code.  And rather onerous.  I suspect few exotic owners live up to it, but many of those on this forum likely do.

+ 1   :thumbsup:



Offline mondi

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2.   I will always be polite, courteous, and friendly. I will not talk down to or ignore anyone, and I will cheerfully answer all questions. Exotic owners wrongly suffer from a "snob" label. By actively and always countering this, I will strive to change this perception among all whom I meet.




It would be nice if this was followed a little more by some. All I will say on the matter. 



Online allanuber


  • Joined: Aug 2007

  • Location: Sydney
  • Name: Al

It would be nice if this was followed a little more by some. All I will say on the matter. 

f*CK U mondi. You silly little bogan goat. I'm sick of answering your inane questions when it's abundantly clear I'm far too important to spend time filling your sandbag skull with exotic information you'll just butcher when down at the pub with your manwives. Buy your own. As if you could afford it anyway. And don't touch.      :D
C'mon, do it!



Offline futurism


  • Joined: Jan 2009

  • Drives: Regretfully sold my GT3
  • Location: Adelaide
  • Name: David
I do all of the above I think, my car only looks exotic though, in reality its a holden astra engined kit car

ive had a few older gentlemen enquire about it at the north adelaide village shopping centre car park (its full of older gentlemen) and taken them for a run
This results in lots of stories about the MG or Jag they used to have, the only issue with this is they can never get out without injuring themselves




Offline mondi

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f*CK U mondi. You silly little bogan goat. I'm sick of answering your inane questions when it's abundantly clear I'm far too important to spend time filling your sandbag skull with exotic information you'll just butcher when down at the pub with your manwives. Buy your own. As if you could afford it anyway. And don't touch.      :D

Oooooohhhhhhh, what a prized prick!!!!! Just you wait, when I get up there, there will be a size 12 being inserted somewhere!!!!!!!


Go back over to Fchat with all your back stabbing mates where you belong, will Ya!!!!



 :eek:  :doh:  :D   



Offline 98octane

Oooooohhhhhhh, what a prized prick!!!!! Just you wait, when I get up there, there will be a size 12 being inserted somewhere!!!!!!!
Go back over to Fchat with all your back stabbing mates where you belong, will Ya!!!!
 :eek:  :doh:  :D   

 :scared:



Offline AshSimmonds

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  • Joined: Feb 2006

  • Drives: GF's shitbox :(
  • Location: Adelayed
  • Name: Humble Narrator
  • www: AshSimmonds.com



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