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Offline NSX

  • The Cow Whisperer

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  • Location: Adelaide
I posted this vid in 2007 but i think its still funny
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZt7Pu2jc6Y" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZt7Pu2jc6Y</a>

Offline Wattens

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  • The only wrong decision is Regret

  • Joined: Jan 2010

  • Drives: Cars
  • Location: Earth
  • Name: Knob Head
Got this in an email today, it is travel related. Christ sake there are some lost cases around...

>>> From Thomas Cook Holidays - listing some of the guest's complaints
>>> during the season.
>>> 1. "I think it should be explained in the brochure that the local
>>> store does not sell proper biscuits like custard creams or ginger nuts."
>>> 2. "It's lazy of the local shopkeepers to close in the afternoons. I
>>> often needed to buy things during 'siesta' time - this should be
>>> banned
>>> 3. "On my holiday to Goa in India, I was disgusted to find that
>>> almost every restaurant served curry. I don't like spicy food at all."
>>> 4. "We booked an excursion to a water park but no-one told us we had
>>> to bring our swimming costumes and towels."
>>> 5. A tourist at a top African game lodge over looking a water hole,
>>> who spotted a visibly aroused elephant, complained that the sight of
>>> this rampant beast ruined his honeymoon by making him feel "inadequate".
>>> 6. A woman threatened to call police after claiming that she'd been
>>> locked in by staff. When in fact, she had mistaken the "do not
>>> disturb" sign on the back of the door as a warning to remain in the
>>> room.
>>> 7. "The beach was too sandy."
>>> 8. "We found the sand was not like the sand in the brochure. Your
>>> brochure shows the sand as yellow but it was white."
>>> 9. A guest at a Novotel in Australia complained his soup was too
>>> thick and strong. He was inadvertently slurping the gravy at the
>>> time.
>>> 10. "Topless sunbathing on the beach should be banned. The holiday
>>> was ruined as my husband spent all day looking at other women."
>>> 11. "We bought' Ray-Ban' sunglasses for five Euros ($7.00) from a
>>> street trader, only to find out they were fake."
>>> 12. "No-one told us there would be fish in the sea. The children
>>> were startled."
>>> 13. "There was no egg slicer in the apartment..."
>>> 14. "We went on holiday to Spain and had a problem with the taxi
>>> drivers as they were all Spanish..."
>>> 15. "The roads were uneven.."
>>> 16. "It took us nine hours to fly home from Jamaica to England it
>>> only took the Americans three hours to get home."
>>> 17. "I compared the size of our one-bedroom apartment to our friends'
>>> three-bedroom apartment and ours was significantly smaller."
>>> 18. "The brochure stated: 'No hairdressers at the accommodation?.
>>> We?re trainee hairdressers - will we be OK staying there?"
>>> 19. "There are too many Spanish people. The receptionist speaks Spanish.
>>> The
>>> food is Spanish. Too many foreigners '-- now -- live abroad'."
>>> 20. "We had to queue outside with no air conditioning."
>>> 21. "It is your duty as a tour operator to advise us of noisy or
>>> unruly guests before we travel."
>>> 22. "I was bitten by a mosquito - no-one said they could bite."
>>> 23. "My fiancÚ and I booked a twin-bedded room but we were placed in
>>> a double-bedded room. We now hold you responsible for the fact that
>>> I find myself pregnant. This would not have happened if you had put
>>> us in the room that we booked."
>>> They walk amongst us and they Vote!!!
>>> Be afraid! Be very afraid!
You can say I'm wrong, but my garage doesn't agree with that statement!!!

Offline alvchua

  • Joined: Aug 2009

  • Drives: Old junks
  • Location: Adelaide
"23. "My fiancÚ and I booked a twin-bedded room but we were placed in
>>> a double-bedded room. We now hold you responsible for the fact that
>>> I find myself pregnant. This would not have happened if you had put
>>> us in the room that we booked."

gold!!! :clap:
Forgiveness is easier to achieve than permission!

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