[dodger]

A young lad buys a donkey for £100, but when the farmer delivers it, the donkey is dead and the farmer has spent the money.

"I'll take it anyway and raffle it off" says the boy.

"You can't raffle a dead donkey" says the farmer.

"Yes I can, I just won't tell them it's dead" says the boy.

A month later the boy meets the farmer at a market and he asked what happened with the raffle.

"I sold 500 tickets at £2 a ticket and made £900 profit!"

"Didn't anyone complain?" says the farmer.

"Yes", the kid replies
"Just the guy who won... so I gave him his £2 back".

The kid is now an investment banker with one of the Top4 banks .

[andecorp]

A young lad buys a donkey for £100, but when the farmer delivers it, the donkey is dead and the farmer has spent the money.

"I'll take it anyway and raffle it off" says the boy.

"You can't raffle a dead donkey" says the farmer.

"Yes I can, I just won't tell them it's dead" says the boy.

A month later the boy meets the farmer at a market and he asked what happened with the raffle.

"I sold 500 tickets at £2 a ticket and made £900 profit!"

"Didn't anyone complain?" says the farmer.

"Yes", the kid replies
"Just the guy who won... so I gave him his £2 back".

The kid is now an investment banker with one of the Top4 banks .

I heard it before but I forgot about it. Brilliant!

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[dkabab]

Tasmanian automated driving system.... just get your wife dog to do it...

[NBTBRV8]

Tasmanian automated driving system.... just get your wife dog to do it...

Just because our dogs are smarter than yours...

[mondi]

 

https://www.facebook.com/ThatsLits/videos/636012676590222/

[anotherforumuser]

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKL9b5-DL4A" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKL9b5-DL4A</a>

[PA]

 

[amgsl55]

 

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