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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hufu

Hufu is a supposed tofu-based product that is meant to resemble, as realistically as possible, the taste and texture of human flesh. It is not known at present if the product actually exists, or has existed, and as such, Hufu has been alleged to be real.

Until the recent closure of the Hufu web site, Hufu was touted as "the healthy human flesh alternative" for "cannibals who want to quit", as well as a product for anthropology students studying cannibalism.

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when bogans get bored 

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why'd the chicken cross the road.... to kick this kid's arse!

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Transformers rowing team 

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$15k Ferrari...

WANT A FERRARI but don't want to spend that much; you can have just as much fun for $15000 in a limited edition prestige V6 Sportscar which has the advantages of being developed in Germany, made in America. There is no better Cougar in Australia, low klms, fully optioned, hail blanket, car-bra, tailored lambswool seats, (QUICK SALE TO MAKE SPACE FOR 4x4)$15000 (07)33691164, BARDON.

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lamborghini coffee to get you firing on all 12 cylinders.... 

?795.00 

http://www.ukcoffee.com/lamborghini-coffee-machine-p-382.html

As seen in the Daily Telegraph, Fifth Gear and elsewhere. This is a rare and exclusive opportunity to own a piece of coffee history. Strictly limited to 1000 machines the Tonino Lamborghini pod coffee machine is a work of art. Each machine is individually engraved with its number and signed by Tonino Lamborghini himself.
Even if you can't afford to drive a Lamborghini sports car you can experience the thrill of a perfect espresso or cappuccino from your very own Lamborghini coffee maker. The art of espresso coffee making excellence has been perfectly capured in this beautifully engineered piece of coffee sculpture. Espresso coffee dosen't get any better or more exclusive than this.

Supplied with

Free Delivery
Free 2 year warranty
Free set of 6 Tonino Lamborghini espresso cups and saucers
Free 12 Tonino Lamborghini brand E.S.E. coffee pods
Free Milk Frothing Jug
Free CD-ROM & printed user manual

The Tonino Lamborghini coffee machine is hand built from the finest materials, the finish and quality of these coffee machines is stunning. Designed to accept E.S.E coffee pods which are easily obtainable and high quality, the brewing process is operated by the lever which is a reproduction of the famous Lamborghini gear stick. The metal body is finished in hi gloss Beluga black. All the controls are finished in immaculate chrome.

You can use the machine to make Espresso, cappuccino, latte, Americano and other coffee specialties. Or you can just admire the what is undoubtedly on object of beauty.

Ownership of the Tonino Lamborghini coffee machine is as exclusive as the cars themselves.

Technical Specification
"Beluga" black bodywork
Handcrafted stainless steel finishing
Tonino Lamborghini logo engraved on front stainless steel panel
Tonino Lamborghini signature and Limited Edition number engraved on stainless steel base
High capacity brass boiler
Heating surface for cups
Pull-out plastic water reservoir
Coffee dispenser with single-dose standard pod system
Cappuccino maker / steam dispenser
Separate warm water dispenser
Soft touch switches with chromium finishing
Anti-scale filter
Electrical rating 240V-50Hz
Power consumption 850W max
Average power consumption in stand-by mode <50W
Physical dimensions (HxWxD) 335 x 260 x 330 mm
Weight 12Kg
Water reservoir 2lt
Noise level <65dB
Operating Data
Operating temperature 10-40?C
Relative humidity 30-90% non condensing
Certifications
CE, FCC
EMC (Dir. 89/336/EEC)
Safety (Dir. 72/23/EEC)
Environment (Dir. 2002/96/EC ? 2002/95/EC)

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baby in a steering wheel 


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baby got book 


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fags can't climb


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bombs are awesome 


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