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Offline PA

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Lady at the dentists says. "I think I'd rather have a baby than have a tooth out."
 
"Well please make your mind up, I'll have to adjust the chair." replied Arthur.



Offline looney


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I met a girl the other day who had a seashell tattooed on her inner thigh.  I asked her why, and she said

"If you put your ear against it you can smell the ocean"



Offline PA

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In days of old they didn't let women swim in the ocean but the smell still got into the fish.



Offline PA

  • One man comedy gala

  • Joined: Jan 2008

  • Location: www.club-carbon.com
Someone threw a bottle of Omega 3 pills at me.
Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil.



Offline PA

  • One man comedy gala

  • Joined: Jan 2008

  • Location: www.club-carbon.com
A plane is about to crash, a female passenger gets up and shouts out 'If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman' with that she rips of all her clothes and shouts 'Is there a someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman ?'
 
A young man stands up and takes off his shirt revealing a well toned torso, he throws the shirt at the woman and says. . . . . . 'Here Luv. .  .Iron this.                                 



Offline PA

  • One man comedy gala

  • Joined: Jan 2008

  • Location: www.club-carbon.com
This morning I was beaten up by a well endowed woman in the lift.

I was trying not to stare at her tits but then she said "would you please press one"

So I did.

I don't remember much after that.




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