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Offline PA

  • One man comedy gala

  • Joined: Jan 2008

  • Location: www.club-carbon.com
Fact: Dogs can't operate an MRI machine.

Cats can.



Offline PA

  • One man comedy gala

  • Joined: Jan 2008

  • Location: www.club-carbon.com
Racism

Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these days.
A customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Irish sausage?"
The assistant asks, "Are you Irish?"
The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something. If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?
Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?
Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?
Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?
Or if I asked for Polish sausage, would you ask if I was Polish?"
The assistant says, "No, I probably wouldn't."
The guy says, "Well then, just because I asked for Irish sausage, why  did you ask me if I'm Irish?"
The assistant replied,
"Because this is a Motorbike shop."



Offline Joey


  • Joined: Mar 2015

  • Drives: Alfa Romeo GTV6 Grand Prix, 1976 Alfetta, Alfa 159ti 1750tbi, Alfa Romeo GTV6 3litre 1998
  • Location: Sydney
Racism

Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these days.
A customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Irish sausage?"
The assistant asks, "Are you Irish?"
The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something. If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?
Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?
Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?
Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?
Or if I asked for Polish sausage, would you ask if I was Polish?"
The assistant says, "No, I probably wouldn't."
The guy says, "Well then, just because I asked for Irish sausage, why  did you ask me if I'm Irish?"
The assistant replied,
"Because this is a Motorbike shop."

🤣🤣 Gold!!



Offline mondi

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Hot and Cold Sex
After his exam the doctor asked the elderly man: "You appear to be in good
health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about?"
"In fact, I do," said the old man. "After I have sex with my wife, I am
usually cold and chilly, and then, after I have sex with her the second
time, I am usually hot and sweaty.
" Later, after examining the man's elderly wife, the doctor said:
"Everything appears To be fine. Do you have any medical concerns that you
would like to discuss with me?"
She replied that she had no questions or concerns. The doctor then said to
her: "Your husband had an unusual concern. He claims that he is usually
cold and chilly after having sex with you the first time, and then hot and
sweaty after the second time. Do you know why?
"* "Oh that crazy old fart," she replied. "That's because the first time is
usually in July and the second time is in December."



Offline dodger

  • Tommy Gunna

  • Joined: Dec 2009

  • Location: Melbourne
Hot and Cold Sex
After his exam the doctor asked the elderly man: "You appear to be in good
health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about?"
"In fact, I do," said the old man. "After I have sex with my wife, I am
usually cold and chilly, and then, after I have sex with her the second
time, I am usually hot and sweaty.
" Later, after examining the man's elderly wife, the doctor said:
"Everything appears To be fine. Do you have any medical concerns that you
would like to discuss with me?"
She replied that she had no questions or concerns. The doctor then said to
her: "Your husband had an unusual concern. He claims that he is usually
cold and chilly after having sex with you the first time, and then hot and
sweaty after the second time. Do you know why?
"* "Oh that crazy old fart," she replied. "That's because the first time is
usually in July and the second time is in December."

That deserves an LOL



Offline Joey


  • Joined: Mar 2015

  • Drives: Alfa Romeo GTV6 Grand Prix, 1976 Alfetta, Alfa 159ti 1750tbi, Alfa Romeo GTV6 3litre 1998
  • Location: Sydney
This Huge lady lets say approx. 300kg wakes up one morning with chronic stomach pains. She says "I better go see the Doc and see what's wrong".

She enters the Doctors surgery and says -
Lady - "Hello Doc, I have really severe stomach cramps what's wrong with me?"
Doc - "mmmm interesting um ok please get up and go next to the window and get on all 4's" She's thinking what the Hell!! oh well he's the doctor.
Doc - "ok please crawl over next to the pot plant mmmmm ok, back up alittle next to the side table"
Doc - "Ok get up please and sit down"
Lady - "Ok so Doc what's wrong? why the cramps"?
Doc - Cramps? oh sorry I'm buying a rather large lounge next week and I'm deciding where to place it!.



Offline Horse

  • Hung like Einstein

  • Joined: Apr 2006

  • Location: Brisbane
:)
Why such a long face?




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