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#0: Wed, 04 May, 2011 - 03:16 - ...
Osamas last words.

"I need Navy Seals in my house like I need another hole in my head"...............






compliments of Lettermans top 10.


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#1: Wed, 04 May, 2011 - 03:41 - ...
Osama Bin Laden is dead!!

**Breaking News**


Donald Trump wants to see the death certificate


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#2: Wed, 04 May, 2011 - 06:57 - ...
Osama Bin Laden was killed last night. In other breaking news, Chuck Norris has returned home from his holiday in Pakistan.

Elton John will perform at the funeral of Osama Bin Laden. He will do a version of "Sandal in the Bin".


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#3: Wed, 04 May, 2011 - 07:19 - ...
"How about those Navy SEALs?" marvelled Letterman. "They jump out of a helicopter and they break into the compound, and they fire a warning shot into his head.


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#4: Wed, 04 May, 2011 - 08:01 - ...
Osama Bin Laden...... coming to a beach near you !!


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#5: Wed, 04 May, 2011 - 08:25 - ...

Osama Bin Laden......World Hide and Seek Champion 2001-2011


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#6: Wed, 04 May, 2011 - 09:19 - ...
Obama 1 Osama 0
my car does 0-100 in 30 mins

http://www.flickr.com/photos/44014241@N03/


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#7: Wed, 04 May, 2011 - 11:01 - ...
Quote from: dodger on Wed, 04 May, 2011 - 06:57
Elton John will perform at the funeral of Osama Bin Laden. He will do a version of "Sandal in the Bin".

Interesting that the same joke was used for both the epitome of good and evil, I bet Mother Theresa feels jipped by not getting a burial at sea though.


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#9: Wed, 04 May, 2011 - 13:46 - ...
Quote from: CortinaD on Wed, 04 May, 2011 - 13:12
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So....it was Obama using the Playstation pad who "accidentally" shot the unarmed Osama by remote!!  :scratchchin:
Forgiveness is easier to achieve than permission!

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