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I didn't think that the retard schools had stairs and things that could hurt you?????   :confused:
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Managed 94 stitches in my mouth in 6 months when I was 5, first got smacked across the mouth with a cricket bat at school, then trip going up some metal stairs and hit mouth first.



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Managed 94 stitches in my mouth in 6 months when I was 5, first got smacked across the mouth with a cricket bat at school, then trip going up some metal stairs and hit mouth first.


As I said, I didn't think they had stairs at the retard schools for this very reason???????    :D



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Managed 94 stitches in my mouth in 6 months when I was 5, first got smacked across the mouth with a cricket bat at school, then trip going up some metal stairs and hit mouth first.

I managed the whole cricket bat in mouth incident, too, when I was around 9. Have the fake tooth as a memento. :)



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I managed the whole cricket bat in mouth incident, too, when I was around 9. Have the fake tooth as a memento. :)

And what a work of art.......

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How the hell did you take a photo of your mouth like that Mondi :scratchchin: :p



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I managed the whole cricket bat in mouth incident, too, when I was around 9. Have the fake tooth as a memento. :)

Mine just died so it's a greyish colour when not coated.



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Last year, was doing some gardening with thongs and shorts on..... :doh:
I was trying to start the whipper snipper and as it started, my finger hard was on the throttle.......the head flew down towards the top of my foot :argh:
The rest.....well, you can imagine.....lots of mangled flesh & skin but surprisingly, not much blood.
Was numb for a couple of days and has left some nice scars.....



Dick Head :der:



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All well and good to say it, but where are the pics???? I like to see a bit of mangled flesh every now and then, thats why I click on the dirtiest porn I can find  :D

I had a cricket ball smack me in the jaw when I was 5 (kindy), I still remember the incident.... I was standing out of the boundary and I was told the ball bounced once so it was a pretty hard hit, then I got doped up at Westmead Hospital and had a great time eating iceblocks during school class for the next week, the other kids hated me as it was summer and I was the only one allowed to eat iceblocks in class  :D
You can say I'm wrong, but my garage doesn't agree with that statement!!!



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All well and good to say it, but where are the pics???? I like to see a bit of mangled flesh every now and then, thats why I click on the dirtiest porn I can find  :D

No pics unfortunately.......was the last thing on my mind as I couldn't feel my foot :D



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