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Offline mhh

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Offline alvchua


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Forgiveness is easier to achieve than permission!



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i remember a few years ago i was looking on yahoo auctions japan. and for some reason the L's were replaced with R's or certain words, but not all. there was Ramborghini and mitubishi Rancer to name a few.



Offline flamestone

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Probably a little bit racist, but yeah that's pretty funny.



Offline Ferrari Fissatore

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Probably a little bit racist, but yeah that's pretty funny.

there's nothing wrong with hating lace.

I don't like it at all.



Offline TEZZA

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This is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room service at a hotel in Asia which was recorded and published in the Far East Economic Review: True or not, well it is a good story.

Room Service: "Morny. Ruin sorbees."

Guest: "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."

RS: "Rye. Ruin sorbees. Morny! Jewish to odor sunteen??"

G:  "Uh, yes, I'd like some bacon and eggs."

RS: "Ow July den?"

G:  "What??"

RS: "Ow July den - fry, boy, pooch?"

G:  "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled, please."

RS: "Ow July dee baychem - crease?"

G:  "Crisp will be fine."

RS: "Hokay. An San toes?"

G:  "What?"

RS: "San toes. July San toes?"

G:  "I don't think so."

RS: "No? Judo one toes??"

G:  "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo one toes'
means."

RS: "Toes! Toes! Why jew Don Juan toes? Ow bow singlish mopping we bother?"

G:  "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast'. Fine.
Yes, ans
English muffin will be fine."

RS: "We bother?"

G:  "No, just put the bother on the side."

RS: "Wad?"

G:  "I mean butter - just put it on the side."

RS: "Copy?"

G:  "Sorry?"

RS: "Copy...tea...mill?"

G:  "Yes. Coffee please, and that's all."

RS: "One Minnie. Ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease baychem, tossy
singlish mopping we bother honey sigh and copy...rye??"

G:  "Whatever You say."

RS: "Tendjewberrymud."

G:  "You're welcome."

 :D 





Offline Ferrari Fissatore

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Staying in Bali years ago, a travel companion of ours had lost a bag and so asked the room service "can we have toothbrushes for our room?"

They said "no prollum".

We waited and waited until it was too late to bother, and went to bed anyway.

In the morning, we were told our "two buses" are ready and waiting outside  :tilt:

And they were........



Offline alvchua


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This is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room service at a hotel in Asia which was recorded and published in the Far East Economic Review: True or not, well it is a good story.

Room Service: "Morny. Ruin sorbees."

Guest: "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."

RS: "Rye. Ruin sorbees. Morny! Jewish to odor sunteen??"

G:  "Uh, yes, I'd like some bacon and eggs."

RS: "Ow July den?"

G:  "What??"

RS: "Ow July den - fry, boy, pooch?"

G:  "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled, please."

RS: "Ow July dee baychem - crease?"

G:  "Crisp will be fine."

RS: "Hokay. An San toes?"

G:  "What?"

RS: "San toes. July San toes?"

G:  "I don't think so."

RS: "No? Judo one toes??"

G:  "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo one toes'
means."

RS: "Toes! Toes! Why jew Don Juan toes? Ow bow singlish mopping we bother?"

G:  "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast'. Fine.
Yes, ans
English muffin will be fine."

RS: "We bother?"

G:  "No, just put the bother on the side."

RS: "Wad?"

G:  "I mean butter - just put it on the side."

RS: "Copy?"

G:  "Sorry?"

RS: "Copy...tea...mill?"

G:  "Yes. Coffee please, and that's all."

RS: "One Minnie. Ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease baychem, tossy
singlish mopping we bother honey sigh and copy...rye??"

G:  "Whatever You say."

RS: "Tendjewberrymud."

G:  "You're welcome."

 :D

LMAO!!! My sides are killing me from laughing!!
Forgiveness is easier to achieve than permission!



Offline flamestone

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Just went to share that site with someone but it's suspended already.   :waah:



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