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Thread for Lotus'ish talk that doesn't merit it's own thread.



Offline AshSimmonds

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Just got this from a mate in Edinburgh who has a mate in the traffic division over there:

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Stuart just had call from a lady who was knocked over by a guy driving a Lotus, but not injured. The driver took her for a drink because of what he done, and she called from the place they went to to tell us his car is illegally parked outside and we should come and book him. A woman scorned, but gotta love her style, can imagine the guy at counter getting drink for her and her on phone to us saying "book the bastard", lol



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Cel farted in the car mate. Blew the hatch open with the shockwave. Doors open from us bailing out.



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Ah Cel was in pax seat when flatulating hence higher grade of "tinting" on that window.

His avatar pic with Clarkson - I always just thought he was hungover, but perhaps Jeremy was just holding his breath...?



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I think recoil may have blown drivers window out all together.



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Ahhh of course! Difficult to see on the iPhone... No photographer takes pics with the window down - rookie errors :p



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Nar, window is there - it's the flourescent light above that's changed the tint in the photo. Must be something to do with lightwaves and Cel expulsions.



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Ah my old mate Refraction! He's the one who convinced me my Sea Monkeys were a good source of nutrition, of course they looked somewhat larger through the ouzo bottle.



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