57597 views

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.


Offline AshSimmonds

  • Geekitecht

  • Joined: Feb 2006

  • Drives: GF's shitbox :(
  • Location: Adelayed
  • Name: Humble Narrator
  • www: AshSimmonds.com
Thread for Lotus'ish talk that doesn't merit it's own thread.



Offline AshSimmonds

  • Geekitecht

  • Joined: Feb 2006

  • Drives: GF's shitbox :(
  • Location: Adelayed
  • Name: Humble Narrator
  • www: AshSimmonds.com
Just got this from a mate in Edinburgh who has a mate in the traffic division over there:

Quote
Stuart just had call from a lady who was knocked over by a guy driving a Lotus, but not injured. The driver took her for a drink because of what he done, and she called from the place they went to to tell us his car is illegally parked outside and we should come and book him. A woman scorned, but gotta love her style, can imagine the guy at counter getting drink for her and her on phone to us saying "book the bastard", lol



Offline AshSimmonds

  • Geekitecht

  • Joined: Feb 2006

  • Drives: GF's shitbox :(
  • Location: Adelayed
  • Name: Humble Narrator
  • www: AshSimmonds.com



Offline allanuber


  • Joined: Aug 2007

  • Location: Sydney
  • Name: Al

Cel farted in the car mate. Blew the hatch open with the shockwave. Doors open from us bailing out.



Offline AshSimmonds

  • Geekitecht

  • Joined: Feb 2006

  • Drives: GF's shitbox :(
  • Location: Adelayed
  • Name: Humble Narrator
  • www: AshSimmonds.com
Ah Cel was in pax seat when flatulating hence higher grade of "tinting" on that window.

His avatar pic with Clarkson - I always just thought he was hungover, but perhaps Jeremy was just holding his breath...?



Offline allanuber


  • Joined: Aug 2007

  • Location: Sydney
  • Name: Al

I think recoil may have blown drivers window out all together.



Offline AshSimmonds

  • Geekitecht

  • Joined: Feb 2006

  • Drives: GF's shitbox :(
  • Location: Adelayed
  • Name: Humble Narrator
  • www: AshSimmonds.com
Ahhh of course! Difficult to see on the iPhone... No photographer takes pics with the window down - rookie errors :p



Offline allanuber


  • Joined: Aug 2007

  • Location: Sydney
  • Name: Al

Nar, window is there - it's the flourescent light above that's changed the tint in the photo. Must be something to do with lightwaves and Cel expulsions.



Offline AshSimmonds

  • Geekitecht

  • Joined: Feb 2006

  • Drives: GF's shitbox :(
  • Location: Adelayed
  • Name: Humble Narrator
  • www: AshSimmonds.com
Ah my old mate Refraction! He's the one who convinced me my Sea Monkeys were a good source of nutrition, of course they looked somewhat larger through the ouzo bottle.



Offline cel




Related Topics

  Subject / Started by Replies Last post
Random car chat thread

Started by mondi « 1 2 ... 66 67 » Cars

666 Replies
180511 Views
Last post Sun, 22 Mar, 2015 - 20:31
by tdc911
461 Replies
118067 Views
Last post Wed, 28 Jan, 2015 - 15:08
by dodger
40 Replies
19805 Views
Last post Sat, 25 May, 2013 - 09:46
by sweetpotato
107 Replies
30457 Views
Last post Sun, 21 Dec, 2014 - 08:36
by 360c
148 Replies
22630 Views
Last post Mon, 23 Mar, 2015 - 16:49
by dkabab


Latest Discussions