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Paddy is passing by Mick’s hay shed one day when through a gap in the
  door he sees Mick doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an
  old red Massey Ferguson.
   
  Buttocks clenched he performs a slow pirouette and gently slides off
  first the right welly, followed by the left.
   
  He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move
  lets his braces fall down from his shoulders to dangle by his hips over
  his corduroy trousers .
   
  Grabbing both sides of his check shirt he rips it apart to reveal his
  tea stained vest underneath and with a final flourish he hurls his flat
  cap on to a pile of hay.
   
  ‘What on earth are you doing Mick?’ says Paddy.
   
  ‘Jeez Paddy, ye frightened the livin bejasus out of me’ says a slightly
  embarrassed Mick, ‘but me and the Missus been having some trouble
  lately in the bedroom department, and the Therapist suggested I do
  something sexy to a tractor,’