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My sister in law was into that as well as Amway, sunken treasure etc. etc. Any get rich scheme except actually working for a living.

Sounds like my Bro-in-Law  :rolleyes:



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My sister in law was into that as well as Amway, sunken treasure etc. etc. Any get rich scheme except actually working for a living.

yeah....and your point?

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every now and then some Nigerian posts an ad to the classifieds - usual phones and crap - I get a notification saying a an ad has been posted and is in pending status awaiting payment notification, funny - they always seem to remain pending :tilt:



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Check this brilliant marketing spam - it's actually from an Aussie SEO company and very professionally put together, oddly enough I don't think I'll be using their business... :doh:

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Dear aussieexotics.com,

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Unfortunately the world economy is hurting, fewer people are spending, so smarter spamming strategies from you is needed. The web is the world's largest advertising medium, so why not use it properly?

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Check this brilliant marketing spam - it's actually from an Aussie SEO company and very professionally put together, oddly enough I don't think I'll be using their business... :doh:


In a playful mood - sent a response :D

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Thanks for the spam Nick,
 
If you did any actual research on my site you'll see it's about sports cars not hookers, and I'm already pretty good at SEO with top rankings in Google etc for hundreds/thousands of relevant keywords - getting over 5,000 hits a day from search engines alone right now, and I don't spend a cent.
 
Perhaps you guys could do with my services?  :p
 
Visit: http://aussieexotics.com/advertising
 
Ash Simmonds - Owner
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Hehe bit harsh I guess - would have been more jokey/accommodating if they'd bothered to check the site out and offer something useful.



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Check this brilliant marketing spam - it's actually from an Aussie SEO company and very professionally put together, oddly enough I don't think I'll be using their business... :doh:


Wow - I just noticed a google ad from these guys so I checked them out... charging $195 per month to optimise a site for 5 keyphrases, or $595 per month for 40 keyphrases - and they guarantee they're cheaper than anyone else.

I've got Aussie Exotics getting traffic from over 10,000 keyphrases, (12,500 last month ) - and this is just a hobby.  Perhaps a career-change is in order.... :scratchchin:



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Wow - I just noticed a google ad from these guys so I checked them out... charging $195 per month to optimise a site for 5 keyphrases, or $595 per month for 40 keyphrases - and they guarantee they're cheaper than anyone else.

I've got Aussie Exotics getting traffic from over 10,000 keyphrases, (12,500 last month ) - and this is just a hobby.  Perhaps a career-change is in order.... :scratchchin:

charging and getting...two different things
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