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Offline NSX

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 :scared: Brenda found a referral letter and appointment dated Dec. 2002 this afternoon along with two other referrals from my GP. She could'nt pick up the phone quick enough she was in stiches with the receptionist saying that after my first appointment i never turned up for the proceedure and that was 6 yrs ago.

Vasectomy: A vasectomy is a surgical procedure designed to make a man sterile by cutting or blocking both the right and left vas deferens, the tubes through which sperm pass into the ejaculate.

Not wanting to turn this into a Mens Health Topic but help

Will i still have the balls to drive flat out
Will my voice change
Will i still dress to the left
Will i need plastic surgery
Will it scar
Will my performance be affected
Will i get ingrowns after they shave me
Will there be a female nurse at the proceedure
Whats happens if i bar up
Should i have a ceremony for my last batch of live sperm

Any help/support would be appreciated






Offline AshSimmonds

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LOL - let's make a double booking :D

(moving this to the lounge out of google's eyes too...)



Offline NSX

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LOL - let's make a double booking :D

(moving this to the lounge out of google's eyes too...)

Should we hold hands



Offline CortinaD


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Dear NSX:

Sorry for your impending loss.

Rather than attempting to answer the questions you have asked, I thought it would be appropriate to give you a second opinion; an alternative solution to your problem that will ensure absolutely nothing at all will change for you. You should promptly book your partner in for the female equivalent operation on the same day and then not turn up to yours (again) but instead turn up to hers to give her all the loving support & comfort she needs during her recovery.

Regards,

Dwayne





Offline dkabab

anyone know if this is reversable? i havnt exactly looked into it, but thought it would be a good idea... and then when i do want to plant the seed... just get it reversed.



Offline NSX

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Dear NSX:

Sorry for your impending loss.

Rather than attempting to answer the questions you have asked, I thought it would be appropriate to give you a second opinion; an alternative solution to your problem that will ensure absolutely nothing at all will change for you. You should promptly book your partner in for the female equivalent operation on the same day and then not turn up to yours (again) but instead turn up to hers to give her all the loving support & comfort she needs during her recovery.

Regards,

Dwayne

Dwayne

Thanks for your kind thoughts and insight however if i implement your cunning plan as you suggest i will not only still have the proceedure shortly after but without the styrile and hygenic conditions.

The term "your balls are mine" will be ringing in my ears



Offline NSX

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anyone know if this is reversable? i havnt exactly looked into it, but thought it would be a good idea... and then when i do want to plant the seed... just get it reversed.

What go through this twice :doh:



Offline dkabab

What go through this twice :doh:

true... but i dont want any offspring just yet  :scared:



Offline NSX

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true... but i dont want any offspring just yet  :scared:

Try the withdrawal method if nothing else its a good visual :thumbsup:



Offline AKA

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anyone know if this is reversable? i havnt exactly looked into it, but thought it would be a good idea... and then when i do want to plant the seed... just get it reversed.

Reversal can be attempted, but no guarantee that it will be able to be done.


I'm considering it more and more because my wife and I want kids less and less



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