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Offline AshSimmonds

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These days, those days... Whatever... The skit wasnt funny or racist, derogitory maybe.... But hardly worthy of a news story or any of the attention it received.

Hehe - I didn't even watch the show or follow any of the rest of the malarky - my unrelated rant was just about the "these days" thing, people in general have always been dumb/violent/'orrible/etc - the these days part is simply that idiocy is more accessible :p






Offline jim501

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And to answer the main question, yes people are racist. Anyone that says the arent in some way is lying.

I'm not racist, I don't like anyone.  :mischief:



Offline PA

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Two indigenous Australians were driving their old Ford Falcon in the outback recently, when off in the distance they saw a police "booze bus".  Rather than trying to avoid it, the driver headed straight for it. As they pulled up, the driver wound his window down and said 'G'day, brudder! Two cans of Emu Export, thanks!'
The copper glared at him and said 'You must be drunk! Get out of the car and blow into this tube for me!'
The driver said 'Sorry boss, I can't blow in that... I got a letter from the doc saying I'm asthmatic and I'll pass out if I blow in that.'

The cop smirked and said 'OK - In these cases, we require you to give a blood sample.'
'Nah, nah - sorry, boss,' replied the driver.  'Can't be doin' that. Got a letter from the Red Cross sayin' I'm a haemophiliac, and I could bleed to death if I gave a blood sample. Sorry, boss, can't do that!'

By now the copper was getting very irate, and so he demanded that the driver provide a urine sample for testing.
The driver shook his head and said 'Sorry boss, can't do that either.'

The copper protested 'Surely you haven't got a letter for that!!!'
'Bloody oath, mate!' says the driver, 'It's from Harry Connick Jr -  and he says that  you whitefellas can't take the piss out of  us blackfellas no more!'



Offline scud

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I'm not racist, I don't like anyone.  :mischief:
but i thought we had something special?  :(



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Offline jim501

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no mate sorry, building lost credits.

Better have some in the new year, I'm working on having the white SV on the next run.



Offline scud

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Better have some in the new year, I'm working on having the white SV on the next run.
she ain't white mate



Offline jim501

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she ain't white mate
the gold coast car? thought that was locked in.



Offline dkabab

the gold coast car? thought that was locked in.

its a ginger..... grrrrr



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