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Offline junko


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LET'S SEE IF I GOT THIS RIGHT!!!
 IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY,
 YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOUR.
 IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY,
 YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.
 IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY,
 YOU GET SHOT.
 IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY,
 YOU WILL BE JAILED.
 IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY,
 YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.
 IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY,
 YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.
 IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY,
 YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT.

 IF YOU CROSS THE AUSTRALIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY,
 YOU GET?
 A JOB, A DRIVERS LICENSE,
 SOCIAL SECURITY CARD, WELFARE,
 FOOD STAMPS, CREDIT CARDS,
 SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE,
 FREE EDUCATION, FREE HEALTH CARE,
 A LOBBYIST IN CANBERRA BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE
 THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY'S FLAG WHILE YOU
 PROTEST THAT YOU DON'T GET ENOUGH RESPECT
 AND, IN MANY INSTANCES, YOU CAN VOTE.
 I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE I HAD A FIRM GRASP ON THE SITUATION !!!
 
 IT'S TIME TO WAKE UP AUSTRALIA!!!!



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I welcome refugees who know how to type properly.



Offline futurism


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Increasingly it seems to me that recently arrived immigrants are of a better quality than the average born and bred Australian.
If we could legally arrange an exchange program where we take 10 immigrants for 1 drunken southern cross tattooed idiot, I'd be all for it.



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I welcome refugees who fly in with the correct paperwork. That door is open for me.



Offline junko


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Increasingly it seems to me that recently arrived immigrants are of a better quality than the average born and bred Australian.
If we could legally arrange an exchange program where we take 10 immigrants for 1 drunken southern cross tattooed idiot, I'd be all for it.

Why is he drunk?



Offline amgsl55

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Why is he drunk?

Because after receiving welfare payments he had nothing better to do as he doesn't want to work.



Offline anotherforumuser

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Increasingly it seems to me that recently arrived immigrants are of a better quality than the average born and bred Australian.
If we could legally arrange an exchange program where we take 10 immigrants for 1 drunken southern cross tattooed idiot, I'd be all for it.


One of the people at my Christmas lunch was a women that works in the Welfare Dept at Elizabeth.  :rolleyes:
She spoke very little about her work but did mention that there were three races of Africans that she deals with daily. The Kenyans were the only ones that she had any time for. The rest were rude, arrogant and have a belief of self entitlement that she had never seen in 30 years in her work.

I think we should have a program where as their countries come out of war we send them back with 6 months of welfare payments so the go back wealthy and they get to take 1 drunken southern cross tattooed idiot with them.




Offline mondi

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Bring the call centers back here, employ them there and at the same rate as their own country.......


In fact employ the drunken tattooed idiot at the centelink call center so normal ppl does have to put up with them......



Offline Wattens

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LET'S SEE IF I GOT THIS RIGHT!!!
 IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY,
 YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOUR.
 IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY,
 YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.
 IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY,
 YOU GET SHOT.
 IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY,
 YOU WILL BE JAILED.
 IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY,
 YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.
 IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY,
 YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.
 IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY,
 YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT.

 IF YOU CROSS THE AUSTRALIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY,
 YOU GET?
 A JOB, A DRIVERS LICENSE,
 SOCIAL SECURITY CARD, WELFARE,
 FOOD STAMPS, CREDIT CARDS,
 SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE,
 FREE EDUCATION, FREE HEALTH CARE,
 A LOBBYIST IN CANBERRA BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE
 THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY'S FLAG WHILE YOU
 PROTEST THAT YOU DON'T GET ENOUGH RESPECT
 AND, IN MANY INSTANCES, YOU CAN VOTE.
 I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE I HAD A FIRM GRASP ON THE SITUATION !!!
 
 IT'S TIME TO WAKE UP AUSTRALIA!!!!

There are so many things wrong with your statement, you sir are a fuckwit, get educated before you post shit on a forum and want people to talk about it... Seriously...
Enjoying Life!!!!



Offline futurism


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Once you question the very concept of countries still existing, which is something I do often, this whole argument becomes irrelevant.

Do people passionately defend their street, local council, city, state?
Should we be erecting walls between Toorak and South Yarra and keeping those funny speaking Toorakians out? They refuse to embrace our values, they live in groups and form enclaves!

To me its all stupid.

The most interesting parts of Australia are either the remote areas which are predominately aboriginal communities (which is the great hypocrisy for the fuck off we're full brigade) or the various ethnic enclaves in our larger cities.

I believe I am wide awake (reference to topic title) and travel to more parts of Australia more often than anyone else I know, and I see different things to appreciate in different cultures. The least appealing to me is the stay at home on your couch watching tv in your huge house culture which defines Australians, to me at least.
It always strikes me as weird when I walk through the Adelaide park lands on a day like today, that there are no 'Australians' at all. Theres a heap of Indians playing cricket, a bunch of Africans playing soccer and a whole heap of Koreans using the BBQ. No booze in site, and no they arent all muslims.

What people fear the most is the unknown. Learning to embrace it is key.

Everyone go to a Uighur restaurant tonight, then enjoy a tea drink with stuff in it you cant identify, take a look around an ethnic supermarket (surprise, they are all open after 6pm!), buy something they make on site (cause they actually do!)

Do something new every day, learn a language, tradition, hobby from somewhere you know little about.
One of the best ways is to hang out on public transport and just observe.

Im ranting, cause I like to, but it seems to me the OP actually wants Australia to be more like the countries he listed?



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