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Offline mondi

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Ah, so this must be the "Merry Christmas" thread.    :p


One for Ash.

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FIAT CHRISTMAS POEM

'Twas the night before Christmas, and out in the shed
sat a tired old FIAT, its battery dead.
Its fenders were rusted, the floorpan had holes
The seats and the carpets had been eaten by voles
The tires had dry-rot, the gas tank was leaking
A turn of the wheel sent tie rods a-creaking.
So I put on my coat with a weight on my heart,
and went out to the shed to get it to start.
The engine turned over--there arose such a clatter!
I knew from the sound it was water pump chatter.
From under the dashboard there came a bright flash:
The wiring harness had just turned to ash!
"I've had it with Spiders!" I finally swore
"Enough is too much! I can't take any more!"_
When what to my red, teary eyes should appear
But a little Italian (heck, I need a beer!)
Buon giorno,"" he said, poking me in the belly.
"You needa my help? I'm Gianni Agnelli.
This one can be saved; there's no reason to grieve.
All you need is some faith--Man, you gotta believe!
A hammer! Some duct tape! Get me more tools!
When you work on these cars, just make up-a da rules!
We'll get her cranked over, no way that she'll stall
(But stand over there with your back to the wall.)"
A cough and a sputter, the cacophony stunning--
I couldn't believe it! The darn thing was running!
The ghost winked at me and said, kicking a tire,
"Whatever you do, DO NOT TOUCH THIS WIRE!"_
The old man then vanished amid sneezes and farts
But when the smoke cleared he had left me some parts.
So I opened the shed door and let the top down
Put pedal to metal and went out on the town.
And I thought to myself as I missed second gear
Merry Christmas to All and a Happy New Year!



Offline M308

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Yeah....Merry Xmas guys & girls!
Having Xmas at our house this year so I'm flat out tidying up out side, mowing, weeding, sweeping etc. Fun Fun but atleast we get to eat all the left overs for the next few days after Xmas :D
Have a safe one :thumbsup:



Offline scud

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Yeah....Merry Xmas guys & girls!
Having Xmas at our house this year so I'm flat out tidying up out side, mowing, weeding, sweeping etc. Fun Fun but atleast we get to eat all the left overs for the next few days after Xmas :D
Have a safe one :thumbsup:
do you bubble and squeak?  :scratchchin:

the only way to fly.  :thumbsup:



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Merry Christmas and Happy New Year.

Finishing up work soon and then flying out tomorrow, hope AE keeps running smoothly without me.  :p



Offline M308

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do you bubble and squeak?  :scratchchin:

the only way to fly.  :thumbsup:

Anything & everything baby :thumbsup:



Offline Mario


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Ah, so this must be the "Merry Christmas" thread.    :p


One for Ash.


Mate , you should have been a Poet ! :D :drink:



Offline Ferrari Fissatore

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Mate , you should have been a Poet ! :D :drink:

I'll have a go, I was just gifted Moet
by a customer/friend, wouldn't ya know it!

............. (next)  :cool:



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Just thought i too would say hi and merry xmas to everyone :)



Offline jim501

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Merry Christmas everyone! I hope you have a happy and safe day!



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