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Offline AshSimmonds

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  • Drives: GF's shitbox :(
  • Location: Adelayed
  • Name: Humble Narrator
  • www: AshSimmonds.com



Online S4Simon

  • The Rubber King of Adelaide

  • Joined: Jul 2006

  • Drives: Something a metre high
  • Location: Not the Badlands
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I've been rich & I've been poor...

Rich is better



Offline jim501

  • Idiot Seeking Village

  • Joined: Apr 2006

  • Location: Brisbane
  • Name: Cam
As long as nobody puts any of the Australian ones up as they are hopeless!



Offline AshSimmonds

  • Geekitecht

  • Joined: Feb 2006

  • Drives: GF's shitbox :(
  • Location: Adelayed
  • Name: Humble Narrator
  • www: AshSimmonds.com
Some say his nipples are miniature traffic cones, and his yawns smell exactly like pine-scented tree fresheners...



Offline AshSimmonds

  • Geekitecht

  • Joined: Feb 2006

  • Drives: GF's shitbox :(
  • Location: Adelayed
  • Name: Humble Narrator
  • www: AshSimmonds.com
Some say his toes are actually on his heel, and when he snores it's always in tune to banjo getaway music.



Offline AshSimmonds

  • Geekitecht

  • Joined: Feb 2006

  • Drives: GF's shitbox :(
  • Location: Adelayed
  • Name: Humble Narrator
  • www: AshSimmonds.com
Some say his phone number is 867 5309, and his elbows are ticklish.



Offline AshSimmonds

  • Geekitecht

  • Joined: Feb 2006

  • Drives: GF's shitbox :(
  • Location: Adelayed
  • Name: Humble Narrator
  • www: AshSimmonds.com
Some say his spine is a crankshaft from a VW Golf, and he sells his belly button lint as chamois cloths.



Offline AshSimmonds

  • Geekitecht

  • Joined: Feb 2006

  • Drives: GF's shitbox :(
  • Location: Adelayed
  • Name: Humble Narrator
  • www: AshSimmonds.com
Some say young children can see his aura and it looks like petrol-haze, and he doesn't float.



Offline AshSimmonds

  • Geekitecht

  • Joined: Feb 2006

  • Drives: GF's shitbox :(
  • Location: Adelayed
  • Name: Humble Narrator
  • www: AshSimmonds.com
Some say he lost his moustache in a poker game, and his farts have an air/fuel ratio of exactly 14.7:1.



Offline dutchie34


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Some say his phone number is 867 5309, and his elbows are ticklish.

Would this mean that his name is 'Jenny' - What the?



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