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Offline AshSimmonds

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Some say his nostrils are Dellorto velocity stacks, and his favourite sport is puppy drowning.



Offline AshSimmonds

  • Geekitecht

  • Joined: Feb 2006

  • Drives: GF's shitbox :(
  • Location: Adelayed
  • Name: Humble Narrator
  • www: AshSimmonds.com
Some say he has cupholders in his thighs, and he can sneeze faster than a 430 Scuderia gearshift.



Offline AshSimmonds

  • Geekitecht

  • Joined: Feb 2006

  • Drives: GF's shitbox :(
  • Location: Adelayed
  • Name: Humble Narrator
  • www: AshSimmonds.com
Some say his intestine was designed by Tubi, and he gets shoes from the same cobbler as Stephen Hawking.



Offline AshSimmonds

  • Geekitecht

  • Joined: Feb 2006

  • Drives: GF's shitbox :(
  • Location: Adelayed
  • Name: Humble Narrator
  • www: AshSimmonds.com
Some say his toilet was made by Sparco, and his snot is molecularly identical to crystal meth.



Offline Rat Boy

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Some say there is 3 main stigs. Foremost being Ben Collins. Oh wait. I said that.
Cheers>>Jack

If you're not wasted, the day is.



Offline 265T


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some say he drives a Fiat and he is the owner of Aussieexotics.com



Offline Rat Boy

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Who would say that???

Some say he knows two facts about ducks. And they are both wrong.
Cheers>>Jack

If you're not wasted, the day is.



Offline dutchie34


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Some say that his DNA was used to create Kevlar, and that his sweat is 105RON



Offline AshSimmonds

  • Geekitecht

  • Joined: Feb 2006

  • Drives: GF's shitbox :(
  • Location: Adelayed
  • Name: Humble Narrator
  • www: AshSimmonds.com
Some say his first gig was as the Stormtrooper that bumps his head in the opening scene of Star Wars, and he has a cat that smells like a crumpet.



Offline AshSimmonds

  • Geekitecht

  • Joined: Feb 2006

  • Drives: GF's shitbox :(
  • Location: Adelayed
  • Name: Humble Narrator
  • www: AshSimmonds.com
Some say he has no eyelids - just stickynotes, and he's adamant that Dude Where's My Car is a documentary.



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