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Offline AshSimmonds

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this week and last week Funniest Home Videos showed compilations of faintings at weddings... not a single chick amongst the faintees...  :scratchchin:





Offline 265T


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LMAO i was thinking exactly the same thing

there were some beaut falls in there  :thumbsup:



Offline SPEEDCORE

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Offline dodger

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Saw this on a forum somewhere a while ago and it made sense -

Choose your partner as follows -

1) must be kind hearted...any evidence of harshness or cruelty, forget it
2) similar intellectual capacity
3) matched sex drives
4) similar assets
5) know the person for long enough for initial chemistry to wear off



Offline mhh

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I'd agree with that. It's a pretty good checklist actually.



Offline andecorp

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Brilliant!

I wish I could find a woman to match me like that!
You make something idiotproof, they'll make a better idiot.



Offline 98octane

I'd add (6) similar values and family upbringing.



Offline Last_Ride


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I don't know if this is counted as number six but should have respect as well for family
my car does 0-100 in 30 mins

http://www.flickr.com/photos/44014241@N03/



Offline dodger

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If you can get the first one you're well on the way , hard to tick all the boxes but if you marry someone because of movie star looks and initial good sex you're doomed unless you're very lucky, might take 10 or 20 years if you can hang on that long but it will come back to bite you in the end.

The more I look at that list and my decisions over the years the more I shake my head, oh NOW they tell me. :doh:

Very hard to resist a glamorous hot female that wants you though, by the time you're mature enough to do that (and you may be never reach that stage) it's too late. :?



Offline anotherforumuser

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Seriously, are we meant to keep them?

I dont still own the first car I bought, or the second or the third... I get bored with cars.
Maybe I get bored too easy... Ive never been one for long term projects.

Some people are meant to marry once and forever and some people arent.... so I'll stick with the hot looking ones that arent keepers. Ive had both and I still got bored.

If you want a keeper, the check list is great.



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