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It seems that when I said "I would prefer to spend the weekend with you." was not the right answer to her question "Would you like to have a dirty weekend?"



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Change the region to Finnland (they rank the highest searching for fleshlight, then compare fleshlight and dildo. The dildo trend smashes (oh yeh ;) ) the fleshlight trend.

There is money to be made in that data  :thumbsup:



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http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn17619-its-true-all-the-taken-men-are-best.html

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Offered a single man, 59 per cent were interested in pursuing a relationship. But when he was attached, 90 per cent said they were up for the chase.




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What's a neutral term for the 40ish woman?

Cougar implies she's on the prowl, MILF implies you want to do her...





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What's a neutral term for the 40ish woman?

Cougar implies she's on the prowl, MILF implies you want to do her...

MIGAR    (thats what happens to them @ that age)



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What's a neutral term for the 40ish woman?

Cougar implies she's on the prowl, MILF implies you want to do her...


?????

MAW:


1. A disgruntled, most likely overweight human female in the middle of her life; can be found complaining at a customer service desk in a retail outlet near you.

2. "Middle Aged Woman" or any other person demonstrating characteristics stereotypical of "Middle Aged Women"

3. A very dangerous predator in the mall parking lot, especially around Christmas season.




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Wogirl:

A middle-aged woman that, although in her later years, still acts like a preteen girl; the female equality to a manchild.


 :p

Dairy Hangers:

Massive floppy fat tits on a fat middle-aged woman.




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Lagoon Cougar

A middle aged woman that would be defined as a cougar but is not attractive. In fact she is as ugly as a lagoon creature.

The lagoon cougar effect is dulled by alcohol intake. As the alcohol wears off and a hang over sets in the effect is intensified.



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