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Offline AshSimmonds

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I've had three textual wrong numbers in the last month or so, I'll go over the last one in a while, but just got another right now...

Quote from: wrong number
Hey babe how is the new skool going

So I reply in kind...

Quote from: Ash
Yeah great - the teachers are hot, especially Mrs Robinson

Quote from: wrong number
That's good to know I guess. is it an all girl skool?

Quote from: Ash
Mostly - I think there's a few post-op Thai ladyboys

Quote from: wrong number
Oh did you end up getting a new laptop

Quote from: Ash
I had to get one 2nd hand from an itchy guy called Jeff, he forgot to get rid of his bookmarks and downloads tho - what's all this 2girls1cup stuff

Quote from: wrong number
Oh that's dirty but kind of funny... Just wondering what do u where to bed?

Quote from: Ash
Hockey uniform and 3D glasses

Quote from: wrong number
Sounds fun

Quote from: wrong number
No but seriously becoz iv asked a couple of other people

Quote from: Ash
Sometimes we swap uniforms, but not the shin pads for obvious reasons

Quote from: wrong number
Ha ha lol

Quote from: wrong number
And this is a bit random but u finger your self

Quote from: Ash
Well Jenny slowly walked past earlier with a jar of peanut paste and a look on her face like "you're next"

Quote from: wrong number
what

Quote from: Ash
Do u put on your robe and wizard hat?

Quote from: wrong number
No unless that means do I wank

Quote from: Ash
Well BritneySpears14 might dig that wand stuff aight but yr not a real man until u can wear a hat like a traffic cone & grow a beard like spinach

Quote from: wrong number
U r really weird

Quote from: Ash
No I just grew up on a farm and was crowned Miss Tallest Midget


No answer for half hour now - oops... :p



Offline dkabab

lmao... great work.
how did you end up with the girl who was looking for a room. and then googled you



Offline AshSimmonds

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  • Location: Adelayed
  • Name: Humble Narrator
  • www: AshSimmonds.com
how did you end up with the girl who was looking for a room. and then googled you

Ahhh haha yeah...

So a few weeks ago I get a call from a number I don't recognise - I seldom pick up calls I'm not expecting - I google them instead :D

In this case - it lead to an ad on Gumtree with enough information to have some fun with...

Quote from: Ash
Low batt and busy right now - what can I help u with?

Quote from: wrong number
Sorry, is this hannah?

Quote from: Ash
For the right price, sure! Nah sorry, this is Ash - I don't know any Hayleys in Melb

Quote from: wrong number
Howd u know i was hayley from melb?  Im very confused

Quote from: Ash
I have a gift - "I see blonde people"

Quote from: wrong number
Haha how the hell do u know me, and why is ur number one digit diff than my gf hannah lol

Quote from: Ash
Maybe we met on a kontiki tour in a previous life - I read something about this in a fortune cookie, must be destiny!

Quote from: wrong number
Haha ur hilarious.  Seriously tho, who are u and how do u know me?

Quote from: Ash
I'm just a wrong number - just how wrong I am is unknown.  I don't usually go for chicks under 20

Quote from: wrong number
Hahahaha wtf.  Common, howd know all this?

Quote from: wrong number
Ah u googled my number and that ad came up

Quote from: Ash
Ah dammit - foiled again

Quote from: wrong number
Sneaky sneaky

Quote from: wrong number
Ash Simmonds im assuming.  Part time computer geek & full time idiot?

Quote from: Ash
Ah jeez the tables have turned! Now I'm in trouble...

And well a bit of mutual cyber-stalking went on, but haven't texted her for a week or two now. :p



Offline Rat Boy

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ahahaha.... Quality stuff.... :D
Cheers>>Jack

If you're not wasted, the day is.



Offline app


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  • Location: Adelaide
haha this is the best thread i've read in a while

who'd have thought wrong numbers would be so entertaining :p



Offline AshSimmonds

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Well, this is someone I'd never spoken to and in just a few messages asked what I 'where' to bed, do I finger myself, and something about him having a wank, and then calls ME weird....



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Offline Doctor

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This shit is brilliant!
www.brassmunkymedia.com.au

Oversteer Scares The Passengers , Understeer Scares The Driver



Offline jim501

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  • Joined: Apr 2006

  • Location: Brisbane
  • Name: Cam
Nice! So are you catching up with Hayley next time your in Melbourne?



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