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Offline AshSimmonds

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Les ass-dialled me several minutes ago, I've got him on speakerphone listening to him wander around doing whatever - how can I have fun with this?

Ah dammit, after 13 minutes he must have noticed and hung up. :p




Offline dodger

  • Tommy Gunna

  • Joined: Dec 2009

  • Location: Melbourne
Mate of mine once told his wife he was going to a meeting and would be late home, he walked straight into the pub with his phone still on, she listened to the conversation for quite a while he said.



Offline NSX

  • The Cow Whisperer

  • Joined: Apr 2006

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Ah dammit, after 13 minutes he must have noticed and hung up. :p

I was in Rundle Mall with the daughter just bought a pair of shoes thats probably when i sat down and dialled you dont know why you though out of the couple of hundred numbers i have in my phone :scratchchin:



Offline CortinaD


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Les ass-dialled me several minutes ago, I've got him on speakerphone listening to him wander around doing whatever - how can I have fun with this?

Appropriate use of your time Ash lol



Offline allanuber


  • Joined: Aug 2007

  • Location: Sydney
  • Name: Al
Appropriate use of your time Ash lol

I feel your message may not be getting through.
C'mon, do it!



Offline dkabab

I feel your message may not be getting through.

ash engaged? i doubt it....



Offline AshSimmonds

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Offline AshSimmonds

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Offline AshSimmonds

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  • Drives: GF's shitbox :(
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  • Name: Humble Narrator
  • www: AshSimmonds.com
Ok so this isn't technically a wrong number, but the other night somewhere near midnight I got a phone call from an unknown number, I usually don't pick these up - however I've just bought a new phone and a lot of my contacts are missing, I figure it's just some chick or whatever who wants to catch up.

So, on the other end is some Indian sounding guy "Hello is this Asheley Simons?"

Now, my little bro is a right prankster, often gets drunk and rings people up with accents and makes up elaborate stories, so I just go:

"Nah, he's busy."

Him: "Ok, well I'd just like to confirm the address for this ribeye order."

Me: "He lives in Australia."

Him: "Yes, we're in Sydeneys. We just need some details to complete the order."

Me: "What order?"

Him: "For a ribeye steak."

Me: "Nah bro, he's a vegetarian."

Him: "Ok, should I cancel the order?"

And then I can't remember but basically that's the gist of it, then I just hung up and went to the pub and forgot about it until now.

So, WTF happened there?




Offline Staz88


  • Joined: Dec 2010

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  • Location: Sydney
  • Name: Mark
So, WTF happened there?

A hungry Asheley Simpson from Sydney is asking the same question.



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