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Offline CortinaD


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Ok so this isn't technically a wrong number, but the other night somewhere near midnight I got a phone call from an unknown number, I usually don't pick these up - however I've just bought a new phone and a lot of my contacts are missing, I figure it's just some chick or whatever who wants to catch up.

So, on the other end is some Indian sounding guy "Hello is this Asheley Simons?"

Now, my little bro is a right prankster, often gets drunk and rings people up with accents and makes up elaborate stories, so I just go:

"Nah, he's busy."

Him: "Ok, well I'd just like to confirm the address for this ribeye order."

Me: "He lives in Australia."

Him: "Yes, we're in Sydeneys. We just need some details to complete the order."

Me: "What order?"

Him: "For a ribeye steak."

Me: "Nah bro, he's a vegetarian."

Him: "Ok, should I cancel the order?"

And then I can't remember but basically that's the gist of it, then I just hung up and went to the pub and forgot about it until now.

So, WTF happened there?

It wasn't me - I promise right.



Offline dkabab

maybe a meat company wanted to send you some steaks so you would write good things about them on highsteaks....



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maybe a meat company wanted to send you some steaks so you would write good things about them on highsteaks....

Yeah I should have probed more but TBH I was drunk and just having fun giving some random shit.




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Offline dkabab

Her girls? I assume she has kids and she's too young for you.



Offline Paulstar


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Her girls? I assume she has kids and she's too young for you.

her girls = her girlfriends ?

LOL @ a/s/l



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Got another one on my hands... :D





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my mate replying to a random message



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Got another one on my hands... :D

Had an interesting conversation over text, but not funny enough to warrant me sitting here retyping the whole thing, sadly.






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my mate replying to a random message
That one's not funny.
You make something idiotproof, they'll make a better idiot.



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