[AshSimmonds]

I've had three textual wrong numbers in the last month or so, I'll go over the last one in a while, but just got another right now...

Hey babe how is the new skool going

So I reply in kind...

Yeah great - the teachers are hot, especially Mrs Robinson

That's good to know I guess. is it an all girl skool?

Mostly - I think there's a few post-op Thai ladyboys

Oh did you end up getting a new laptop

I had to get one 2nd hand from an itchy guy called Jeff, he forgot to get rid of his bookmarks and downloads tho - what's all this 2girls1cup stuff

Oh that's dirty but kind of funny... Just wondering what do u where to bed?

Hockey uniform and 3D glasses

Sounds fun

No but seriously becoz iv asked a couple of other people

Sometimes we swap uniforms, but not the shin pads for obvious reasons

Ha ha lol

And this is a bit random but u finger your self

Well Jenny slowly walked past earlier with a jar of peanut paste and a look on her face like "you're next"

what

Do u put on your robe and wizard hat?

No unless that means do I wank

Well BritneySpears14 might dig that wand stuff aight but yr not a real man until u can wear a hat like a traffic cone & grow a beard like spinach

U r really weird

No I just grew up on a farm and was crowned Miss Tallest Midget

No answer for half hour now - oops...

[dkabab]

lmao... great work.
how did you end up with the girl who was looking for a room. and then googled you

[AshSimmonds]

how did you end up with the girl who was looking for a room. and then googled you

Ahhh haha yeah...

So a few weeks ago I get a call from a number I don't recognise - I seldom pick up calls I'm not expecting - I google them instead

In this case - it lead to an ad on Gumtree with enough information to have some fun with...

Low batt and busy right now - what can I help u with?

Sorry, is this hannah?

For the right price, sure! Nah sorry, this is Ash - I don't know any Hayleys in Melb

Howd u know i was hayley from melb?  Im very confused

I have a gift - "I see blonde people"

Haha how the hell do u know me, and why is ur number one digit diff than my gf hannah lol

Maybe we met on a kontiki tour in a previous life - I read something about this in a fortune cookie, must be destiny!

Haha ur hilarious.  Seriously tho, who are u and how do u know me?

I'm just a wrong number - just how wrong I am is unknown.  I don't usually go for chicks under 20

Hahahaha wtf.  Common, howd know all this?

Ah u googled my number and that ad came up

Ah dammit - foiled again

Sneaky sneaky

Ash Simmonds im assuming.  Part time computer geek & full time idiot?

Ah jeez the tables have turned! Now I'm in trouble...

And well a bit of mutual cyber-stalking went on, but haven't texted her for a week or two now.

[Rat Boy]

ahahaha.... Quality stuff....

[app]

haha this is the best thread i've read in a while

who'd have thought wrong numbers would be so entertaining

[AshSimmonds]

Well, this is someone I'd never spoken to and in just a few messages asked what I 'where' to bed, do I finger myself, and something about him having a wank, and then calls ME weird....

[cel]

Haha gold!

[ACP]

Brilliant stuff.

[Doctor]

This shit is brilliant!

[jim501]

Nice! So are you catching up with Hayley next time your in Melbourne?