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Offline dodger

  • Tommy Gunna

  • Joined: Dec 2009

  • Location: Melbourne
Husband:
My wife is missing.
She went shopping yesterday and has not come home!


Sheriff: Height ?
Husband: I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall.


Sheriff: Weight ?
Husband: Don't know. Not slim, not really fat.


Sheriff: Color of eyes ?
Husband: Sort of brown I think. Never really noticed.


Sheriff: Color of hair ?
Husband: Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown now. I canít remember.


Sheriff: What was she wearing ?
Husband: Could have been pants, or maybe a skirt or shorts. I don't know exactly.


Sheriff: What kind of car did she go in ?
Husband: She went in my truck.


Sheriff: What kind of truck was it ?
Husband : A 2016 pearl white Ram Limited 4X4 with 6.4l Hemi V8 engine ordered with the Ram Box bar and fridge option, led lighting, back up and front camera, Moose hide leather heated and cooled seats, climate controlled air conditioning.
It has a custom matching white cover for the bed, Weather Tech floor mats.
Trailing package with gold hitch, sunroof, DVD with full GPS navigation, satellite radio, Cobra 75 WX ST 40-channel CB radio, six cup holders, 3 USB port, and 4 power outlets.
I added special alloy wheels and off-road Toyo tires.
It has custom retracting running boards and under-glow wheel well lighting.


At this point the husband started choking up.


Sheriff: Take it easy sir,
we'll find your truck!!!



Offline dodger

  • Tommy Gunna

  • Joined: Dec 2009

  • Location: Melbourne



Offline dodger

  • Tommy Gunna

  • Joined: Dec 2009

  • Location: Melbourne
MURPHY'S OTHER 15 LAWS

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
3. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
4. A day without sunshine is like, well, night.
5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
6. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
7. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
8. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
9. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end-to-end, someone from California would be stupid enough to try to pass them.
10. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
11. The things that come to those who wait, may be the things left by those who got there first.
12. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.
13. Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.
14 . God gave you toes as a device for finding furniture in the dark.
15. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of twelve people, who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
 




Offline mondi

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MURPHY'S OTHER 15 LAWS


9. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end-to-end, someone from South Australia would be stupid enough to try to pass them.


 :fixed



Offline PA

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Offline dodger

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  • Location: Melbourne



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Offline PA

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Offline anotherforumuser

  • AE's voice of reason
  • Choose to take risks or settle for ordinary.

  • Joined: Sep 2010

  • Drives: A red car.
  • Location: Downunder
In the video on this ad for a Rolls Royce Dawn they advise, not all that well, how the dual front vision cameras prevent the vehicle from rolling over in the event of an accident.

https://www.carsales.com.au/dealer/details/Rolls-Royce-Dawn-2016/OAG-AD-13736617/?Cr=0



Offline mhh

  • Chief Test Pilot

  • Joined: Feb 2006

  • Location: Adelaide
In the video on this ad for a Rolls Royce Dawn they advise, not all that well, how the dual front vision cameras prevent the vehicle from rolling over in the event of an accident.

https://www.carsales.com.au/dealer/details/Rolls-Royce-Dawn-2016/OAG-AD-13736617/?Cr=0

Why do they bother?

But I can't get past the criminally dull colour/trim spec on this car. :doh:



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