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Offline anotherforumuser

  • AE's voice of reason
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Special mention of BMW drivers.

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Offline B2

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Was supposed to post this the other week.  April fools day prank.  Dodger would be proud. :p

Cool feature though, would love it!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tzqio8ig6Gk



Offline dodger

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Was supposed to post this the other week.  April fools day prank.  Dodger would be proud. :p

Cool feature though, would love it!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tzqio8ig6Gk
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Stuff Lane Valet, I do like the LC though................. ;)



Offline Aircon

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Was supposed to post this the other week.  April fools day prank.  Dodger would be proud. :p

Cool feature though, would love it!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tzqio8ig6Gk

Oh god.... Yes please!
I love my car. Buy your own



Offline amgsl55

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Nothing worse than a lexus driver scorned

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Offline dodger

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A young lad buys a donkey for 100, but when the farmer delivers it, the donkey is dead and the farmer has spent the money.

"I'll take it anyway and raffle it off" says the boy.

"You can't raffle a dead donkey" says the farmer.

"Yes I can, I just won't tell them it's dead" says the boy.

A month later the boy meets the farmer at a market and he asked what happened with the raffle.

"I sold 500 tickets at 2 a ticket and made 900 profit!"

"Didn't anyone complain?" says the farmer.

"Yes", the kid replies
"Just the guy who won... so I gave him his 2 back".

The kid is now an investment banker with one of the Top4 banks .



Offline andecorp

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A young lad buys a donkey for 100, but when the farmer delivers it, the donkey is dead and the farmer has spent the money.

"I'll take it anyway and raffle it off" says the boy.

"You can't raffle a dead donkey" says the farmer.

"Yes I can, I just won't tell them it's dead" says the boy.

A month later the boy meets the farmer at a market and he asked what happened with the raffle.

"I sold 500 tickets at 2 a ticket and made 900 profit!"

"Didn't anyone complain?" says the farmer.

"Yes", the kid replies
"Just the guy who won... so I gave him his 2 back".

The kid is now an investment banker with one of the Top4 banks .
I heard it before but I forgot about it. Brilliant!
You make something idiotproof, they'll make a better idiot.



Offline dodger

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